He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Compassion is the fellow-feeling of the unsound.

Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

Only fools repeat the same things over and over, expecting to obtain different results.

The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.