Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

I claim to be a conscientiously immoral writer.

A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

Security, the chief pretense of civilization, cannot exist where the worst of dangers, the danger of poverty, hangs over everyone's head.

The sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.