If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.

How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

We call the one side [of humanity] religion, and we call the other science. Religion is always right. ... Science is always wrong; it is the very artifice of men. Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

All progress means war with society.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.