What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

Hell is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.