As 99 per cent of English authors and 100 per cent of American ones [authors] are just such imbeciles, managers and publishers make a practice of asking for every right the author possesses.

If you say that God is good, great, blessed, wise or any such thing, the starting point is this : God is.

Only fools repeat the same things over and over, expecting to obtain different results.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.