Civilization is a disease produced by the practice of building societies with rotten material.

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to be lost by doing what you like. Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

The one point on which all women are in furious secret rebellion against the existing law is the saddling of the right to a child with the obligation to become the servant of a man.

Be like the sun and meadow, which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter.

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.