Civilization is a disease produced by the practice of building societies with rotten material.

If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.

Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

Some persons, by hating vice too much, come to love men too little. Hatred is self-punishment. Hatred is the cowards revenge for being intimidated.

A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.