Dancing is a very crude attempt to get into the rhythm of life.

Nature holds no brief for the human experiment; it must stand or fall by its results.

Only where there is pecuniary equality can the distinction of merit stand out.

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

I really don't think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.