Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

The greatest of evils and the worst of crimes is poverty.

A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

The most sublime courage I have ever witnessed has been among that class too poor to know they possessed it, and too humble for the world to discover it.