The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.
George Bernard ShawThe sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.
George Bernard ShawThe notion that Nature does not proceed by jumps is only one of the budget of plausible lies that we call classical education. Nature always proceeds by jumps. She may spend twenty thousand years making up her mind to jump; but when she makes it up at last, the jump is big enough to take us into a new age.
George Bernard ShawWhen God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.
George Bernard Shaw