Our lives are shaped not as much by our experiences as by our expectations.
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?