I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.

Keep away from books and from men who get their ideas from books, and your own books will always be fresh.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.