I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

The British churchgoer prefers a severe preacher because he thinks a few home truths will do his neighbors no harm.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

Property is organized robbery.

The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the religion that has raised one man above sin and death.

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.