I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

I sold flowers. I didn't sell myself. Now you've made a lady of me I'm not fit to sell anything else.

For four wicked centuries the world has dreamed this foolish dream of efficiency; and the end is not yet. But the end will come.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

It is one of the mysterious ways of Allah to make women troublesome when he makes them beautiful.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.