It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief.

The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

I can't turn your soul on. Leave me those feelings; and you can take away the voice and the face. They are not you.

I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.