To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.

In a living society every day is a day of judgment; and its recognition as such is not the end of all things but the beginning ofa real civilization.

Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as to withhold payment of a just debt lest your creditor should spend the money badly.

When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.