To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.

The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

The more reasonable a student was in mathematics, the more unreasonable she was in the affairs of real life, concerning which fewtrustworthy postulates have yet been ascertained.

All progress means war with society.

Hate is the revenge of a coward intimidated.

Those who admire modern civilization usually identify it with the steam engine and the electric telegraph.

Whenever an obviously well founded statement is made in England by a person specially well acquainted with the facts, that unlucky person is instantly and frantically contradicted by all the people who obviously know nothing about it.