It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

We are sick of war, we don't want to fight, And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.