It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

All evolution in thought and conduct must at first appear as heresy and misconduct.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

Never believe anything a writer tells you about himself. A man comes to believe in the end the lies he tells himself about himself.

If you teach a man anything, he will never learn.

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

A conquered nation is like a man with cancer: he can think of nothing else.