I was convinced that Ceylon is the cradle of the human race because everybody there looks an original. All other nations are obviously mass produced.
George Bernard ShawPeople exaggerate the value of things they haven't got everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them
George Bernard ShawA broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.
George Bernard ShawThose who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You cannot have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?
George Bernard Shaw