Hell is not all paved with bad intentions.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

The American white relegates the black to the rank of shoeshine boy; and he concludes from this that the black is good for nothing but shining shoes.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.