My schooling did me a great deal of harm and no good whatever; it was simply dragging a child's soul through the dirt.

When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

Trade unionism is not socialism. It is the capitalism of the proletariat.

The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.