If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to the community

Women are called womanly only when they regard themselves as existing solely for the use of men.

Life is too short for men to take it seriously.

People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't really hurt.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Youth is just wasted on young people.