Don't waste time collecting other people's autographs; rather devote it to making your own autograph worth collecting.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

It is difficult, if not impossible, for most people to think otherwise than in the fashion of their own period.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.