Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.
George Bernard ShawThus, I blush to add, you can not be a philosopher and a good man, though you may be a philosopher and a great one.
George Bernard ShawMarriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
George Bernard ShawAll religions begin with a revolt against morality, and perish when morality conquers them.
George Bernard ShawI lay my eternal curse on whomsoever shall now or at any time hereafter make schoolbooks of my works and make me hated as Shakespeare is hated. My plays were not designed as instruments of torture. All the schools that lust after them get this answer, and will never get any other.
George Bernard Shaw