Only in the problem play is there any real drama, because drama is no mere setting up of the camera to nature: it is the presentation in parable of the conflict between Man's will and his environment: in a word, of problem.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.

Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.