Stimulate the phagocytes.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

Of the three official objects of our prison system: vengeance, deterrence, and reformation of the criminal, only one is achieved; and that is the one which is nakedly abominable.

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.