Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
George Bernard ShawThe sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.
George Bernard ShawShall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.
George Bernard Shaw