Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.

My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself.

I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

Obedience simulates subordination as fear of the police simulates honesty.

I never climbed any ladder: I have achieved eminence by sheer gravitation.

If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.