There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was good what would he say now

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

The first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it CEASE TO DO EVIL: LEARN TO DO WELL; but as the inscription was on the outside, the prisoners could not read it.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural.