The Englishmen is at his best on the links and at his worst in the Cabinet.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.

An idea that no one believes can not be proved too often.

No doubt it is easy to demostrate that property will destroy society unless society destroys it.

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.