Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

A revolutionist is one who desires to discard the existing social order and try another.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Every man is a revolutionist concerning the thing he understands. For example, every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it, and consequently a revolutionist.