Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.

Hypocrisy ... is only bad when it is improperly used.

Freedom, my good girl, means being able to count on how other people will behave.

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation.

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.