The degree of tolerance attainable at any moment depends on the strain under which society is maintaining its cohesion.

Nothing remains beautiful and interesting except thought, because the thought is the life.

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

The medical profession (is) a conspiracy to hide its own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all professions. They are all conspiracies against the laity... (U)ntil there is a practicable alternative to blind trust in the doctor, the truth about the doctor is so terrible that we dare not face it.

The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness, and ugliness.