Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.
George Bernard ShawMan is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.
George Bernard ShawIf all the statisticians in the world were laid head to toe, they wouldn't be able to reach a conclusion
George Bernard ShawWe are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.
George Bernard ShawWhat is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game...There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
George Bernard Shaw