It is feeling that sets a man thinking, and not thought that sets him feeling.

As people get their opinions so largely from the newspapers they read... But the Press is not free, the newspapers are owned by rich men.

A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.

Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.