The chief objection to playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.

The test of good education is seeing how it behaves in a fight.

No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.

Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

It seems as though every time you learn something new you have to give up something.

Get out of my way; for I won't stop for you.