I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.
George Bernard ShawO Lord! I don't know which is the worst of the country, the walking or the sitting at home with nothing to do.
George Bernard ShawIf you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.
George Bernard Shaw