Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

To a professional critic (I have been one myself) theatre-going is the curse of Adam. The play is the evil he is paid to endure in the sweat of his brow; and the sooner it is over, the better.

We educate one another; and we cannot do this if half of us consider the other half not good enough to talk to.

It's usually pointed out that women are not fit for political power, and ought not to be trusted with a vote because they are politically ignorant, socially prejudiced, narrow-minded, and selfish. True enough, but precisely the same is true of men!

Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.