Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

The notion that Nature does not proceed by jumps is only one of the budget of plausible lies that we call classical education. Nature always proceeds by jumps. She may spend twenty thousand years making up her mind to jump; but when she makes it up at last, the jump is big enough to take us into a new age.

A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

Music is the brandy of the damned.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.