We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.

All progress means war with society.

God made the world as an artist and that is why the world must learn from its artists.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

When you prevent me from doing anything I want to do, that is persecution; when I prevent you from doing anything you want to do, that is law, order, and morals.

In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.