No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.

Morality is not respectability.

All progress depends on the unreasonable man.

If more than 10% of the people like a painting, you can be sure it's bad.

If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush in from all quarters.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.