I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

When they first installed all-seater stadiums everyone predicted that the fans wouldn't stand for it

Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.