They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.
My one big regret is that I didn’t play on for 10 more years.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
I was ill, and everyone could see it but me.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both