I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

I want to be remembered for my football and the pleasure I gave people.

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three

If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.