Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but this is the first time it's been a compliment to me.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I want to be remembered for my football and the pleasure I gave people.

People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as it gets.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three