Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
Football is a sad game.
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.