I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom with my bird and she started getting undressed. I was that drunk I was standing there wondering how to get undressed without letting go of the award. I went to sit on the bed, missed it by four feet and ended up lying on the floor. I remember the bird looking down at me, and saying, ‘Some player of the year.’ Then I fell asleep. I woke up still clutching my award and staggered out of the flat. I hadn’t a bloody clue where I was.

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.