After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.