Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

I was out-niggered, and I will never be out-niggered again.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.