Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

I was wrong. Those days are over and they ought to be over.