I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.

Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left

The only failure is not to try.

In the time that we're here today, more women and children will die violently in the Darfur region than in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Israel or Lebanon. So, after September 30, you won't need the UN - you will simply need men with shovels and bleached white linen and headstones.

Stage actors look down on movie actors, movie actors look down on TV actors, and TV actors look down on... mass murderers.

It is rather astonishing that the United States does not play ball with the ICC, considering our country was the beacon of the idea of an international criminal court.

Whatever anybody believes as long as it doesn't hurt anybody else, it's fair enough, and works, and I think, is real, and matters. I don't happen to have those beliefs, as much, you know, I don't believe in those things.