I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

Im like my mother, I stereotype. Its faster.

I'm interested in making films that ask questions and don't particularly provide answers.

It's fun to slap people around.

I doubt anybody gets taken seriously for very long. I'll be on some reality show in about six years going, Hey, I had a great year in 2006.

My little animal secrets must remain my little animal secrets. How I do my nails, that is really my business.

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!