In the time that we're here today, more women and children will die violently in the Darfur region than in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Israel or Lebanon. So, after September 30, you won't need the UN - you will simply need men with shovels and bleached white linen and headstones.

I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the ones I'm proud of.

Honestly, as you can imagine, it really isn't all that fun directing yourself, running back and forth to the monitors to see if you're terrible or not.

What you learn after you are 40 is that it is just about plugging up holes in the boat. You just hope you have enough corks to plug enough of the holes.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

Let's face it: Bush is just dim.

The owner of a local cannabis café told reporters George Clooney was no stranger there.