The people I've respected most in the industry over the years - Paul Newman, for instance. I just loved the way he handled growing old on-screen. It's understanding that you're now basically a character actor.

People know everything about everybody now.

I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'

I'm not quite sure what the santicity of marriage is.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left