Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't understand his own meaning.

If you woo the company of the angels in your waking hours, they will be sure to come to you in your sleep.

Some men's ugliness is hard to beat.

Some people use half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.

He is a first-rate collector who can, upon all occasions, collect his wits.