When you hear Treat's [ Williams] doing a movie, or you'd like to work with Treat again, you hope the script is good. And then you find out the script is good. You go and you do it for the fun of it. And you feel like you can be proud of something.

Woody [Allen] is a fascinating character to be around. You don't really know what he's going to want. You're on your toes, but you're on your heels too, if you know what I mean.

It flew towards the roof of the net like a Wurlitzer

I doubt anyone in Hollywood has had more 'dates' than me.

Ze soldiers are very hoppy shooting ze pipples who say that ze pipples are not hoppy.

One day when I was working on a movie, I stayed at the beach a little too long, and they said, “You are going to ruin a whole day of shooting because you’re so dark. Two days ago you weren’t like this!” So I started putting that in the character; I made him suntanned all the time.

There's so many characters they [studios] are not letting me play. And I thought, "Why don't you just go produce it yourself?".