The midfield are like a chef, trying to prise open a stubborn oyster to get at the fleshy meat inside.

Woody [Allen] is a fascinating character to be around. You don't really know what he's going to want. You're on your toes, but you're on your heels too, if you know what I mean.

There are a lot of self important people who make you believe they're artistes and high on the intelligence quotient and I've sat down and listened to them and just been bored.

Shay Given almost single-handedly won the match for Newcastle against Everton, although obviously he didn't score the goals

I always felt people who took themselves seriously were kind of boring.

There's so many characters they [studios] are not letting me play. And I thought, "Why don't you just go produce it yourself?".

While I put forth the suntan and the teeth and the cavalier attitude, I've survived under the worst of eras and times, and I've always had a good time doing it, because I never really took myself seriously, nor did I take life seriously because it is already terribly serious.