if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].
I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.